Brown Napkin
when a cat p–ps on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with p–p stain on your face. aka brown napkin
yo bro! i woke up with a brown napkin this morning. f-ck my cat, i should have let mark the asian eat him…
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the sound an -n-s makes when air and -j-c-l-t–n mix. sorta like a fart, but seminal fluid. g-d created adam and eve, not adam and b-tt queve.
- Butt Shuffle
when you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get s-xual har-ssment charges. he was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly – oh sh-t! he b-tt shuffled again.
- Cante
the curse of the greece g-d hecate, using spirits to attack the opponent. cante! -spirits apear- attacks opponent
- canyon bandit
1.)a lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl don’t bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it’s cool my old lady goes both ways…. she’s a total canyon bandit)
- Cocainal
shoving as much cocaine up someone else’s -ss then sticking a straw up their -n-s and snorting out all the cocaine oh man i gave sheniqua some great cocainal last night we got so f-cking high, it was great