Brown Pants
used to refer to coworkers’ apparel choices. most commonly refers to coworkers who wear the same outfit multiple times in a week.
history of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. even up to three times per week.
did you see what she was wearing? so brown pants!
clothing worn to hide the fact that the sh-t will likely be scared out of you.
ship is sailing the oceans.
a pirate ship appears on the horizon. the captain says “men, bring me my red shirt!” the first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
one of the sailors asked the captain “why do you wear a red shirt in battle?” the captain responded “because if i am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss.” the crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. the men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. the captain looked at the horizon and said, “men, bring me my brown pants!”
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