brown sandwich
the act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.
can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.
“i found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so i gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff.”
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