brown shoe
subst-tute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won’t expect to hear it, but won’t say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they’re losing it… ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
a subst-tute phrase for “f-ck you”. handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. also if you get caught saying “f-ck you”, and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say “brown shoes”.
{in church}
1-“you got that cash you owe me?”
2-“no.”
1-“brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-“psst… buddy, you’re such a dweeb…”
2-“f-ck you!”
teacher-“what did you say?”
2-“brown shoes, ma’am.”
shoes that are brown
f-cking sweet!
(mrs yankee f-cking wore)
wow those shoes are f-cking sweet
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