Brown Soldier
an act of great dishonour when a person of great courage and charm is literally sh-tted on by their supposed ‘best friend.’ the term was coined after a certain schoolboy relieved himself on a certain ‘best friends’ face.
chris had got along with lexi for years. but, as lexi was jealous of his fine physique, m-ssive dong and model looks, he gave the unsuspecting chris a ‘brown soldier’ while asleep.
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