Brown Thong


when someone stands outside of a bathroom waiting for a person who just finished having an abundant splatterfest of a sh-t…as the soon to be victim is in their presence, the attacker sneakily proceeds to give them a wedgie that goes so deep in their -sshole, that it stains their underwear with brown and crusty remnants.
joel: holy f-ck, did you hear or see what happened to ed today?

kori: who didn’t? you could smell, see, and hear him around every corner…

joel: yeah, someone left clothing particles in his -n-l stench cavity…whoever did it, pulled a quick brown thong on him!

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