Brown Whale


a t-rd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. often used in conjunction with “thar she blows!”
“thar she blows! it be the brown whale!”
when one is in a body of water deep enough to do a “front flip” in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale’s blowhole spraying brown matter.
“dude, todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. there was sh-t everywhere…”
a s-x position where you are having s-x and turn around to find a fat man named tallah is on top of you.
“dude, i never wanna try brown whale again.”

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