brownberry
brownberry (v) – to send a message, via blackberry wireless device, from the cr-pper. a practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.
(v) wasn’t fred in the bathroom? he must have brownberried me.
(n) i just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.
those whop use their blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. indicative of an age where you cant even have a s–t in peace.
i was just in the loo and the guy in the loo next to me was sending brownberrys.
the name for a blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. ultimately the fate of all blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.
(scene: corporate bathroom)
boss: this is the last time, ed. you hear me? i’m gonna march down there and —
::plop::
employee: d-mnit!
adjacent stall: serves you right. now fish out your brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. d-mn.
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