brownboard
the process of taking a dump on someone’s saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.
gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating indian food.
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a book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. seen as unfit to be shared. i saw this year’s swimsuit issue at dave’s but then realized it was his brown book so i didn’t touch it.
- brown tefillin
to take a cr-p on someone’s hand and forehead. the scatalogical version of the orthodox religious practice. “i got a brown tefillin when all i really wanted was a hug!”
- Brownvert
when a non-indian (or non-south asian) marries into a traditional indian family, it takes sometime to become accustomed to their unexplainable and baffling traditions. there is a period of time when a lot of patience is required as the rules and customs of the indian lifestyle and religion are taught to the new member of […]
- brown walk
the long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. often dropping a squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. similar to the brown swagger, except that it’s more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out. i was taking a brown […]
- Broziled
to be exiled from your bros; to be shunned by your bros. he refused an ice. that’s it! he’s broziled.