brozoned
to be essentially “friend-zoned” except this is exclusively from a man, usually a bro.
jessica: “hey did you get with michael the other night”
rene:” no, i think he totally brozoned me”
bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as “bro” by a guy. this can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.
guy: hey, bro! wanna play a game at my place?
girl: …
later
girl: guy totally just bro-zoned me…
friend: i know that feel…
its the ultimate level friend zone. it happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.
boy: girl i love you…
girl: sorry boy but i only see you as a little brother…
bro-zoned!!!!!!!
much like a friend zone but the other way around. it is when a girl like a guy but the guy just wants to be friends and she is stuck in a reverse friend zone known as being brozoned
she like me bro but i brozoned her sorry -ss.
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