bruce moose


a crazy mother f-cker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.
d-mn! that bruce moose siphoned gas from that cop car parked at dunkin donuts!

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