Bruce Springsteen


1. a great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
kerry: “oh sh-t! we got the springsteen endors-m-nt…talk about the kiss of death!”

kerryaide: “don’t worry sir…i’ll get him on the phone and see if i can get him to back bush”

springsteen’s answering machine: “..yeah..this is bruce..what the f-ck do you want..i can’t come to the phone right now…i’m to busy hating myself…leave a f-cking message”
beeeeppp.
the company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it’s hands.
bruce springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
one of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. bruce springsteen was born in the usa, 23 september 1949, in freehold, new jersey to be precise. he’s known as “the boss”, kinda the way elvis presley is known as “the king”. springsteen’s famous e street band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!
1. bruce springsteen was born in the usa
2. bruce springsteen is the boss
3. i saw springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, i couldnt get a ticket!
fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. his music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. good charlotte. he is just truly awesome.
tenth avenue freeze-out, born to run, born in the u.s.a, thunder road, she’s the one. truly mesmerising stuff.
a rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest american songwriters of all time. if you think the boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you’re actually given the privilege to actually breathe.
his newest alb-m “devils & dust” is being released april 26th.
a sell out, money hungry media wh-r-. he tries to pretend hes working cl-ss, but never held a 9 to 5 in his life…a fake, phony, fraud, washed up has been. he thinks hes god, and his fans are idiots who buy into his money making scam. his manager john landau is a full fledged douchebag d-ck rider and a complete -sshole…lose some weight tubby!
bruce springsteen, saw a concert in red bank years ago and walked out.
a beer c-cktail made by adding a shot of meaghers apricot brandy to a gl-ss of beer.
simanto: i’d pay 20 scoots for a bruce springsteen right now.
gwar: i know, i ain’t leavin’ ’til i gets me the best beer c-cktail ever.
simanto: stop talking like a f-g gwar.

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