Brunch burn


a sunburn of your arms yet completely pale legs because you were sitting at a patio table for hours drinking mimosas at brunch
“i’m not gonna lie…your lobster-red arms and milky legs are really distracting me”
“yeah, i lost track of time at the tattooed moose and got my brunch burn”

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