Brundlefuck
brundlef-ck – noun
a brundlef-ck is a person who is so stupid they will never fit into society and the words “dumbf-ck” and “cl-sterf-ck” no longer apply to them.
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someone who has done something so immensely stupid they will never live it down. they’ve done this either to prove themselves, win a bet, or to rise to everyone else’s level, but they really only degrade their image in the minds of others.
-two men, one of which who is immensely wasted, the other one sober, are seen rocketing off a ramp in an old gremlin. amazed onlookers cry out in terror, admiration, and boredom.-
terry: i saw two guys in there.
hillary: really now.
terry: yeah. who do you think is the bigger brundlef-ck?
hillary: i’m guessing the drunk guy, for driving that thing?
terry: no, it’s the sober guy, for willingly partic-p-ting in this stunt.
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todd swam in a septic tank last thursday as part of a bet. what a brundlef-ck. i’m gonna make sure he never forgets this.
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