brunton
handy noun, adjective or verb used to describe the act of misplacing, losing or unfinding items of property or simply forgetting or overlooking something. usely causes no significant harm and always provides heaps of amus-m-nt to friends observing one suffering a brunton moment
`f-ck me if i can’t find my mobile, i swear i’m having a brunton day!!’
`hey lets hide katie’s notebook, she’ll just think she’s having a brunton moment.’
`sh-t dude, i left my accesories on and the batteries flat’
`has anyone told you your such a brunton’
`today was such sh-t, i wish i could do a brunton and just forget it ever happened.’
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