Brush my Teeth
masturbation.
good ole’ masturbation.
guy 1: “i brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!”
guy 2: “i never go a night without brushing my teeth.”
guy 3: “i love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he’s much better at it than i am.”
guy 4: “i haven’t brushed my teeth in a while.”
guy 5: “some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth.”
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