brutal gopher


when one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to l-stfully f-ck the crev-sse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.
some kid at school p-ssed me off so i gave that dumb b-tch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

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