brutameter
a tool used to measure the brutality of something.
-brutal: is used for light brutality
-dude thats brutal: is used for mediocre brutality
-f-cking brutal: is used for brutal moments
-o f-ck dude, that was f-cking brutal: is used for moments of extreme brutality
-brutal: can be anything from hit in the b-lls to a slap across the face, or used to explain metal bands.
-dude thats brutal: can be used for m-ssive accidents causing severe pain or non-accidents causing severe pain, or used to explain heavy metal bands.
-f-cking brutal: can be used for things causing death, or to explain death metal bands.
-o f-ck dude, that was f-cking brutal: can be used for things that cause a really messed up, unusual, slow, severely painful, or random death, or to explain deathcore/grindcore bands (in some cases death metal bands)
if you see a person’s head get ripped off by sasquatch the brutameter says its ok to say, “o f-ck dude, that was f-cking brutal”
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