bubblegum joe


when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they’ll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in “the alphabet” then cr-p in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say “the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter”.thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
if you dont uunderstand what a bubblegum joe is even after reading the definition then you are a bubblegum joe.

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