Bubdates
bubdates are social media updates usually done by mothers (sometimes fathers) with young and new-born babies. these people only ever use their accounts to post updates on their children. they often over-post these updates, which can drive everyone crazy.
i logged onto my facebook account and 90% of my feed was bubdates from girls i know!
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