bucfotariat


the set of people who are hopelessly inept at a given task.

derives from a misspelling of burcot to bucfot, a location containing a branch of a garden centre reporting low sales figures due to small size.

also there is ‘bucfotine’ meaning highly inept ie. ‘his attempts to woo the blonde at the nightclub were bucfotine at best.’

lastly ‘bucfot warrior’ meaning someone who, although highly inept, tries their best eg. ‘bless the bucfot warrior scoring 69 over par at the golf tournament.’
and there are the bucfotariat. they go clubbing regularly hoping to pull. even where pulling is easy, some havent scored in years!

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