bucket jockey
a person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn’t talk to the driver first.
this type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. this messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. this results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. this word was coined by taylor carey and other students from athens drive high school.
johnny french – “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”
ridiculous nicholas – “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french – “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas – “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey – …-chirp chirp-
next example:
cole – “yo we going to bo’s today?”
tcarey – “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole – “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
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