Buckle Buddy
a person who seeks s-xual and/or emotional intimacy with a cowboy from the rodeo circuit.
ennis del mar: y’all seen jack? he was supposed to meet me a half hour ago.
rodeo clown: shoot, jack left for the hotel with a buckle buddy and a bottle of whiskey. i think he’s gonna get ridden harder than the bull did! eeeeweeee! i tell you whut!
a rodeo cowboys s-xual conquest. a buckle buddy is most easily distinguished by the prize buckle given to her by the rodeo cowboy after a night of hot s-x. the buckle on the buckle buddy is a territorial marker that is meant to keep other rodeo cowboys from attempting to mate with the buckle buddy. someone who steals a prize buckle from a cowboy only does is because they wish to be a s-xual conquest of the rodeo cowboy. any man who wears another mans prize buckle is a h-m-s-xual for the rest of his life. any rodeo cowboy who is not a h-m-s-xual would never put this buckle back on. rodeo cowboys do not loan or borrow out their prize buckles to anyone they aren’t having s-x with.
when cowboy a realized cowboy b had on his missing buckle, cowboy b said that cowboy a had loaned it to cowboy b. cowboy a knew cowboy b was lying and stole the buckle. cowboy a no longer wanted the buckle because he has no desire to have a male buckle buddy.
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