Buehrlemeter
the new term being used by mlb -n-lysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. named for mark buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 gold glove for pitcher. the scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to mark buehrle’s amazing opening day play.
guy 1: “wow what a play by ryan zimmerman!”
guy 2: “that’s at least an 8 on the buehrlemeter!”
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