Buffalo Bills


single handedly the coolest football team in the nfl. lost 4 straight super bowls in the 1990’s. but the more important thing is that they made it to 4 straight super bowls….and people still say that they sucked. lets see the dolphins or patriots make it to 4 straight.

oh yeah, they had oj simpson playing for them as their star player too!

jp losman in 2005 all the way!
the buffalo bills are the only team in nfl history to make it to 4 straight super bowls.
one of the nfl’s loveable losers, they were founded in 1960 as a member of the afl, winning 2 championships in the league in 1964 and ’65. made the playoffs just one time in the 1970s, despite having oj simpson at running back. were an excellent team from the late 1980s to the late 1990s, with 10 playoff berths in 12 years. these teams were led by 2 hall of famers who never won a championship- quarterback jim kelly and coach marv levy. buffalo went to 4 straight super bowls from 1990-93, losing everyone. the first was lost on a missed field goal by scott norwood. the bills have not made the playoffs since 1999, despite -ssembling some talented players in recent years.
“the buffalo bills with a chance to win the super bowl, down 20-19 to the giants. norwood, from 47 yards out. his kick is up, it’s long enough, but it’s no good! wide right!”
the mentally disturbed killer in the movie: the silence of the lambs. he hated his self image so he skinned women and used them as a robe.
“it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
the sickest losing team in the nfl. n-body hates them except for those w-nkers in new york city and boston. f-ck them! they’ve never won a superbowl, but they made the superbowl 4 times in a row. the fans still love em cuz they try their hearts out every year. they always fall one game short of the playoffs, or one field goal short of superbowl championships, one kick return td of…
bills fan1: what are the bills, 9-7
bills fan2: ya, think so. didn’t make the playoffs again
bills fan1: oh well, better luck next year. lets go watch a sabres game.
bills fan2: f-ckineh

buffalo bills kick -ss
a male who sometimes puts his p-n-s in between his legs to reveal just a triangle of pubic hairs and pretends he is a lady. often doing this act while dancing to 80’s music in a psycadellic robe.
a buffalo bill. a wannabe transvest-te
an nfl team that must delight in torturing their fans with near playoff caliber teams. known for prodigious amounts of talent, but with either a weak link or dream-shattering crises of confidence.
the buffalo bills would be great if trent edwards could show a little more heart, or if turk schonert could call a game worth a d-mn.
finger-banging a girl with buffalo wing sauce still under your fingernails.
we had a lovely evening. i took her out to buffalo wild wings, karaoke, then we retired. when things started getting ‘hot’, so did her v-g-n—because the wing sauce under my fingernails got rubbed on/into it. i ‘buffalo billed’ her.

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