Buffalo Sabres


the greatest f-cking hockey team ever! they are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!
did you see that senators game?
yea, didn’t the buffalo sabres sh-t on emery’s face?
nhl team from buffalo, ny. much like every other buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (brett hull). will never – never – win the stanley cup because g-d hates buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (buffalo bills).

f-cking christ, they had hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and f-cking lost!
“hey whitey, did you know that the buffalo sabres are in the playoffs?”

“hey douche-bag, it doesn’t matter because they’re just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullsh-t cause they’re a bunch of p-ssy -ss crybabies from a sh-tty place like buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah – buffalo f-cking sucks”
a team full of cry babies that blames their losses on others instead of their own shortcomings.
buffalo sabres lost because:brett hull’s foot was in the crease “no goal” snarf snarf!!
john leclair shot in through the side of the net. wah wah
“we only lost to carolina because of injuries” daniel briere used to give great head snarf snarf

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