Buffer Zone
the empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men’s bathroom.
the bathroom was so crowded that i decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.
a distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. it is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don’t want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same s-x for, well, obvious reasons…h-m-s-xuality c) discomfort
“hey dude you smell like sh-t, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or i’ll p-ss out during cl-ss.”
the number of people needed in a group so you can enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with -that- person in your circle (the frenemy, the “let’s just be friends” ex, the hookup that turned out to be a really bad idea, the tool, etc)
d-mn, kelly responded to rob’s taco tuesday invite too; looks like only four of us. let me ask zak and sara so there’s a buffer zone.
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- Buffet Shark
when at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else’s plate, or b)out of another person’s tongs. i had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken sn-tched up, and right as i went to put it on my plate, this b-tch buffet sharked me.
- Buff my Wood
a more cleaner way to say “suck my d-ck” male 1: hey man, you’re a f-ggot male 2: buff my wood!
- Buffy Buffay
a description for about anything or anyone that is awesome. “dude, amanda is so not a buffy buffay!”
- Bufriedo
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- Bugg Buddies
a group or car club of volkswagon beetle drivers guy#!: check out all those vw beetles over there. guy#2: those bugg buddies better not cross the bikers in that parking lot!