Buffett bandit


anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take “all-u-can eat” food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.
manager: “hey, what do you think your doing?”

customer: “uhhh, nothing!”

manager: “yea, nothing?” “now i want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse–you d-mn buffett bandit you!”

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