bukkake burial
when a group of men take a woman who is willing to perform a traditional bukkake, and bury her (preferably against her will) up to the neck at a local sandy beach. they then perform the bukkake with interested onlookers and random p-sserby’s and small children, if available. the girl is valued by how many random men she can interest enough to join on impulse, just by the look on her face, seeing as her mouth will be completely full with the life bringing substance.
friend 1: dude, did you see that bukkake burial at paradise beach today?
friend 2: yeah, i saw it. i hope you didn’t join in.
friend 1: yeah, i did. why?
friend 2: that was my cousin, and she had told me earlier that she was hoping to be part of a burial.
friend 1: and to think i wasted all that goodness on her…
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