Bulbtocks
“bulbtocks” can also be used as an identifier to label excretory body parts (see primary definition) that have exceeded their normal operating parameters to such a degree that possible health hazards may result.
if doing an after-cr-p cleanup involves 4 packages of kitty-litter, a bottle of bleach, a wire brush, and a call to a wallpaper contractor, then you may then refer to your -ss as a “bulbtock”. g-d help you and your bathroom…
generic, gender-neutral catch-all term for anything pertaining to external organs or orifices that perform reproductive and/or gastrointestinal functions.
his/her corpulent bulbtocks rippled mightily with every stenching jet of oily, sticky fluid expressed.
note: usage should be vague and both orifice and gender neutral.
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