Bulge check
1. when a female looks at a male’s genital area in their process of sizing him up. (as if a man’s flaccid p-n-s is any indication of size!); 2. the habitual grabbing of one’s b-lls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. when a real man adjusts himself because…he has to. (what?)
first guy: “bulge check! dude, can she make it any more obvious?”
second guy: “yeah. is she a sl-t? she acts like we men don’t see them checking us out.”
first guy: “ladies, i’m up here.”
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