Bulldog douche
a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named “bulldog” or “bulldog’s” or some similar variation. a bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. the bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when partic-p-ting in the jocular restating of inside jokes. for bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic cl-ss are invisible, except when they are partic-p-ting in social justice projects, which they do with much p-ssion and self-righteousness. the bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.
there’s no way in h-ll i am going out with you to the bulldog and hanging out with all those bulldog douches!
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