Bullpen Catcher
1. a man whose woman prefers to f-ck a d-ld- rather than actually f-ck him.
2. a catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. the bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.
1. earl has a baby d-ck. that’s why his girlfriend would rather f-ck her d-ld- instead of him.
2. the bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.
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