bullseye bitch


a s-xual act. when a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn’t want to get the j-zz on her, he waits until right before he’s about to c-m and then smacks her hand so she aims his d-ck at her face and . . . bullseye b-tch!
girl: “don’t get any on me alright?”

guy: “don’t worry. i’m about to c-m . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye b-tch!!”

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