to talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
bullsh*t baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
a deception. to put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won’t bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
private: i can’t believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. it’s a good thing he didn’t really inspect the base, it’s snafu!
sargent: bullsh*t baffles brains private.
- security plonker
socially r*t*rded, untrained, unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position. look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!
- hamish pulsford
absolute legend he is such a hamish pulsford the art of separating the v*g*n* lips and taking a sh*t inside and possibly f*cking it afterwards while its still fresh. dude did you f*ck her last night, yeah i did a hamish pulsford
no problem at all. drew: hey dude, thank you for helping me out. tony: npal.
- 99s disease
when you get a 99 average for the year in a subject so you get depressed and very angry i just got a 99 for the year in spanish, i think i have 99’s disease.