Bullshit Earplugs


– noun
soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of uv bullsh-t.
jack: hey, johnny, did you know that-
johnny: o sh-t, better put on my bullsh-t earplugs -puts them on-
jack: -incoherent gibberish-
johnny: sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullsh-t?

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