bullshit session


(n). a long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn’t listen. oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
hey tom! i tried calling you the other night. you weren’t in. sorry, man, i got caught up in a bullsh-t session.

i’ll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. i got a free introductory bullsh-t session.

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