Bullshit Storm


1. any situation that is made of astonishing fail, to the point that amus-m-nt is utterly non-existent.

2. a storm in which the precipitation consists of wet, sloppy cow patties. usually seen only when a tornado has been in the vicinity of cow pastures.
1. man, that vacation was a complete bullsh-t storm! first we got lost and ended up in big foot country, then timmy got eaten by a shark, and we got nailed by a category four hurricane on the way home. f-ck vacation, i’m staying home!

2. stay inside! johnson just called and said there was a twister ripping through his cow pastures. there’s gonna be a bullsh-t storm later.

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