bum bag


the british equivilant to a f-nny pack, becuase f-nny back in britain means something entirely different. (let’s just say, in england, only women have fannies.)
see: f-nny pack
it’s not a f-nny pack mate, it’s a b-m bag.
a b-m bag is a small bag that is strapped around your waist and is used by gay lads every where they are usually nike fit or adidas they use them to hide their home made lad shanks with or the poofy nike fit caps or a change of those umbro short shorts incase they sh-t them selfs when they see a group bigger than theirs cause lads only fight in big groups also they where the b-m bags as a shoulder sling bag wtf
gay lad 1: eshays brah lovin da ikenay itfay umbay agbay (nike fit b-m bag)(yes lads speak like gays)
gay lad 2: oh yeah eshays i got it at ootfay ockerlay(foot locker) brah

gay lad 1: eshays adlay(lad) we are such aggotfays(f-ggots)

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