Bum Cheese

cheesy smelling residue found at the top of the b-m crack, just below the smalll of the back, when you have not washed it for around about a month or more.
unwashed after a couple of weeks sweaty work – results in b-m cheese.
i.
the curdled poo that coagulates within ones’
b-mcrack after not washing for several weeks.

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a term of endearment for a loved one.
i.
ew, you have b-mcheese in your crack!

ii.
i love you, little b-mcheese boy.
the residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. this moist fecal left on the -n-s resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.
taylor, your b-mcheese is warm.

steve: hey bob, there’s no b-tter left for my toast. mind if i borrow some b-mcheese?
(without hesitation, bob bends over and spreads cheeks)
cheese from the moon.
let’s go to the moon and get some b-mcheese for sarah.
cheese that comes out of your crack
james p. has b-mcheese in his pants
cheese like substance built up around the -n-s/b-m.
similar to c-ckcheese but on the b-m.
hey lads,,would ye eat her b-mcheese for a tenner?
when a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his -ss
“i havent washed in like a week, i still got b-m cheese in my gay -ss”