bum face

b-m face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the b-ttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a b-m for a face

3. someone with a b-m for a face. and perhaps a face for a b-m, although this is uncommon.
“oh my god, you are such a b-m face”.

“good golly, you’re talking so much poo right now, one might call you a b-m face”
(verb) the act of doing something incredibly foolish and ridiculous that causes one’s own injury, or more likely, death.
natasha b-mfaced down the stairs and died.

did you see how steve b-mfaced his way down the hill while skiing? now he’s in a coma.
one with a b-m for a face
steve is a b-mface. his face resembles some kind of b-m.
the best insult in the world, can be used against anyone, in any context.
mum: skirt’s a bit short honey, you don’t want boys getting the wrong idea now do you?

me: p-ss off you silly b-mface
one who smells of poo or who bears the shape of a b-m on their chin. can also be used as a term of endearment for smelly or annoying friends.
loving friend: hi catty, how are you on this fine day?

catty: oh, hi b-mface, not too bad thanks innit!
one who bears the shape of a b-m on their chin. also a derogitary term to describe a person you don’t like
sh-t off b-mface. you’re such a wee f-nnybaws
a term used for people who have receding hair lines on the side of there head or who have a double chin or a b-m nose. . when u walk p-ss them you must do farting noises to stress the fact that they indeed have a b-m face
kurt-” hey look at that kid aaron over there”
connor-” does he has a receding hair line??”
2po-“yeh mate… what a b-mface!!”

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