bum lay


someone who is bad in bed.
ie…just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.
i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a b-m lay.

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  • Bum Seeking

    closely following your favourite b-m, usually while walking towards some destination. works typically like the ‘heat seeker’ missile.person automatically routes to the best alternative b-m at any given point of time along his path. dude,you are late.it hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station. sorry.i was busy “b-m seeking” all the way.

  • Emotional Terrorism

    from the movie, “my best friends girl.” when a person damages somebody so emotionally, that they are considered “terrorized” by that person. “i put my girlfriend through emotional terrorism before i dumped thatc-ck pocket”

  • elastic handjob

    the act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schl-ng. john: i am now a woman. bill: why do you say that? john: i got an elastic handjob and it ripped my w-ng off. bill: that’s insteresting

  • drop the sprog

    to give birth. “wens yer missus due ta drop the sprog?”

  • english siege

    to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta. in braveheart, the english king attempted an english siege upon the scots.


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