Bum Log
a big fat t-rd that exits out one’s -ss in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.
the word b-m refers to the -ss; the log refers to the t-rd.
tara is such a schlob she backed up the sewer system with her giant b-m logs
a huge t-rd basically…yeno one that clogs the bog.
in fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
tim: d-mn ! i need a sh-t !
tom: go for one then.
callum: yeah dude you better not sh-t in my room, knowing you, you’ve probably had indian food or cat food or something like that ?!
tim: fine! but i reckon its gonna be a b-m log cos my ring is well stinging !
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- bummer jacket
a condom used for -n-l s-x. (from “bomber jacket”). he was wearing a b-mmer jacket.
- Bungle Trunks
person with oversized “hairy -rs-” or “mary hinge” who wanders around a beach in speedoes, thinking that they look cool, wheras in reality they resemble a badly shaved yeti. christ love put your jeans back on, you’re showing your bungle trunks
- bunker blast
a fart. a blast of intestinal gas coming from the bunker (th -ss). i smell a bunker blast.
- Burn Ward
something shouted upon an insult so grave it requires hospital treatment is there a doctor on the burn ward you appear to be a little singed, get your -ss to the burn ward! “oh my god that guy’s on fire!” “better get him to the burn ward”