Bum Rocket


when you poo and it exits your colon at over 30mph
guy1: i just went into the bathroom to take a large poo, and rather than having a normal bowel movement it removed itself from my -ss so fast that it ripped my ring!

guy2: dude! you just b-m rocketed!

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