Bum Spiders


1. when sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your b-m. this spider could be aiming to actually get inside your b-m, therefore becoming a b-m spider.

2. an imaginary sti where if you have -n-l s-x too much, spiders will become attracted to your b-m, then being able to be p-ssed on to someone else who has -n-l s-x with you.
helena: “d-mn there’s a spider going towards your -ss!”

doug: “sh-t d-mn b-m spiders!!”

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