Bum Touchers


someone who touches b-ms, with or without permission.
bob: steves such a b-m toucher.
frank: yeah, he touched jarreds b-m the other day, he was not happy.
the blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up p-ssed out b-ms in public places.
i think this guy p-ssed his pants. better put on the b-m touchers.
taken from the words b-m and toucher. a b-m toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of b-ms or perhaps one frequently. it can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier b-m with other or perhaps their own.
they could also be known as an “-ss feeler”- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others b-ms without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.
“have you been touchin b-m?eh eh cheeeky!”
“errgh you big b-m toucher”

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