bumalingus
the process by which someone talks out of their -rs- on frequent occasions and spills a bullsh-t story of such mammoth magnitude and b-ll-cks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod sh-t.
a master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a b-malinguist.
an extreme example using exclamation would be…
mr x, “i drank 30 pints of a well known strong belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which i appear to have misplaced, whilst having s-x with no less than 5 a list celebrities”.
mr y, “smells like b-malingus, t-ss-r.”
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