Bumber clart
clart is taken from the west indian word for cloth ‘claart’. so b-mber clart refers to b-m cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.
1. shut it you b-mber clart!
2. or ‘hey pete, make sure you pick up some b-mber clart at the supermarket!’
adjective; to replace any possible word you wish to disguise. alot like ‘doofar’ but used to cover more degradory words up.
iain; “have you seen that bird over there?”
craig; “yeah, she’s got a cracking set on b-mberclarts on her!”
jackie; “stop looking at my t-ts you pair of b-mberclarts!”
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