bumbilical cord
when you go for a t-rd and the thing just won’t break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.
guy 1: i just had a huge b-mbilical cord
guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
guy 1: i had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
guy 2: word.
slang for a prolapsed -n-s. also used to describe a prolapsed -n-s that has been left still connected to a p-n-s after an -n-l s-x act.
things must have gone awry, because his b-mbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel
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