bumfoolery
the h-m-s-xual activity of tinkering with the -n-s.
“well h-llo handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some b-mfoolery?”
a h-m-s-xual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park
james: “where’s old chris tonight?”
phil: “ah he’s gone in the bogs with rueben for a bit of b-m foolery”
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